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Georgia talks about hot pink wigs and her first solo 6 hour MTB race.

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This story starts in a party supply shop.  I was standing in front of a wall of cheap, nasty wigs during my lunch break.

I snapped a photo of the wig wall and sent it to two of my workmates, with a message saying “Which one?”

My phone buzzed twice in quick succession.

BZZZZZ-zzzz “Gandalf beard, all the way” said JV.

BZZZZZ-zzzz “The pink one is amazing” said TP.

I grabbed both items and took them to the checkout.  My phone buzzed again. I had another message from the guy that had voted for the beard.

BZZZZ-zzzz “By the way…. What is this for?


It was for the 2018 PBM Hardrock 6 Hour Mountain Bike Race.

The event website had a checklist of things you should bring to the race.  Like a bike. And a helmet. And a wig!

It claimed that “The best wig will win the owner free…

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